Clothing & Gifts

Designs custom printed for t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, phone cases and even your bum if you’re so inspired to print something out and get it tattooed at your local ink-shop. I wouldn’t recommend that for some designs though. For others I would positively say go for it!

Happy Heart Rain Girl – and yes, that is her actual name – likes to spend her time in a field, listening to the quiet, gentle patter of falling hearts, which she also collects in a basket to kindly share among others.

Her cousin’s a whole other affair, though! He’s a dark horse who listens to gloomy music and gets his hearts from the butchers. You’d think he’d be a bit more sensitive to such things, what with being an actual horse. I wasn’t kidding about that, her cousin’s an actual horse!! Who lets a horse just waltz into a butcher’s shop, anyway!!

Available for print on t-shirts, mugs, phone cases, stickers and more at Redbubble!!

Resident Nanny – Just a spoonful of T-Virus helps the medicine go down… Far from Flushing, Queens, this nanny hails from the quaint surrounds of Raccoon City. Guaranteed to make you feel loved, she’ll tuck you in to bed each night and shower praises upon you, telling you you’re a Starrrrrrrrrr!!

Available for print on t-shirts, mugs, phone cases, stickers and more at Redbubble!!

Sumo Wasabi – Do you know that Wasabi is most commonly made from horseradish and not the actual Wasabi plant, due to its difficulty to farm? No? Well neither does this little guy. He thinks that Wasabi is made out of him! And who are we to argue?


The main thing is, he’s a spicy little go-getter who’ll gladly put the Tsukidashi to whatever’s blocking your sinuses. So don’t be put off by his tiny green tush, let him park his hot buttocks on your sushi roll today, take a big bite and then wait for the magic to happen!

Sumo Wasabi is available for print on t-shirts, notepads, stickers and more at Redbubble!!

Nevermind the Tetris – Tetris and Nirvana. What more can I say?

Pamper your inner pixelated baby and embrace some 90’s nostalgia in style.

Available for print on t-shirts, mugs, phone cases, stickers and more at Redbubble!!

N.E.Z.C.A – Get a headshot and get a real job, you no-good lazy bum!! Those zombies aren’t going to cull themselves. Join the good fight and sign up with N.E.Z.C.A, the North Eastern Zombie Control Authority, today!!*

*Note – N.E.Z.C.A accepts no responsibilities for zombie outbreaks and infections in areas relating to the North, East, West, North-West, South, South-East, South-West or that sovereign land that’s now ruled over by that guy who takes counsel from a hand-puppet which is actually made from another person’s hand – like an actual frigging hand! I know, right?! Like, the dude’s got pretty big hands already, so where’d he find a hand that big? That’s a no-go zone, for sure!!

Available for print on t-shirts, mugs, phone cases, stickers and more at Redbubble!!

Bowser Kombat – I’m sorry, but your dragon is in another castle… So, here, have this weird, cranky turtle-dinosaur-dragon thing instead. No, really, you’re welcome to him. He’s always in a foul mood and does nothing but complain and break stuff. He’s why we can’t have nice things!

Available for print on t-shirts, mugs, phone cases, stickers and more at Redbubble!!

Words are the what now? The fucking shit, that’s what they are! Words are the fucking shit, and you now know this through the power of… you guessed it, mesmerism!!

Nah, just kidding, it’s words, you fuckers! Words let you know that they’re the fucking shit. But you have to use them wisely, just like mesmerism.

Don’t you be fucking with mesmerism, and don’t you be fucking with words.

Available for print on t-shirts, mugs, phone cases, stickers and more at Redbubble!!

Tetrernia – By the pixels of Grayskull, you too can have the power!!!!

Built in the 1980’s, Grayskull was a laborious task that drove the stonemasons of Eternia to near insanity after many setbacks, one of which involved a worker who’d sneezed failing to catch one of the mystical blocks that had descended from the heavens.

Rumoured to be haunted, this later proved to be no more than a pesky yellow skeleton who was prone to knocking upon the giant door of the castle late at night only to run away before the residents could answer.

Tetrernia is available for print on t-shirts, notepads, stickers and more at Redbubble!!

Designs custom printed for t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, phone cases and even your bum if you’re so inspired to print something out and get it tattooed at your local ink-shop. I wouldn’t recommend that for some designs though. For others I would positively say go for it!