Get a headshot and get a real job, you no-good lazy bum!! Those zombies aren’t going to cull themselves. Join the good fight and sign up with N.E.Z.C.A, the North Eastern Zombie Control Authority, today!!*
*Note – N.E.Z.C.A accepts no responsibilities for zombie outbreaks and infections in areas relating to the North, East, West, North-West, South, South-East, South-West or that sovereign land that’s now ruled over by that guy who takes counsel from a hand-puppet which is actually made from another person’s hand – like an actual frigging hand! I know, right?! Like, the dude’s got pretty big hands already, so where’d he find a hand that big? That’s a no-go zone, for sure!!